You may try to take our policies on Mansion Tax and on the Living Wage
You can copy our Party Conference vote on the Bedroom Tax
You can win over our former Director of Policy
And you can even attempt to steal our mantle as the champions of civil liberties
But there's one thing you will never take away from us.
OUR GLEE CLUB
This, may I suggest, is a step too far....
Update. @aaemmerson tells me that the main act in the Adonis Cabaret Show is called Ophelia Balls. Adonis. Balls. Is there a Princess Miliband?